Post by Lochlyn Cade on Sept 2, 2021 3:55:31 GMT
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Welcome you scallywags and blundering muses of creative foes. I’m ‘The Promethean’ and I’m here to shine some light on a few lucky souls who have struck my attention with your afflatus skills of persuasion. I’m not inspired in the least and I shall ignore your words of criticism that shall surely find it’s way towards my tweeter and DM’s, obviously open for strictly my entertainment purposes. Now onto this list of mine.
1. ‘The King of All Wrestlers’
No name needed… Okay, you convinced me… Corey Black. Why? Because it’s my list you buffoon.2. Druscilla White
That’s right… I’ll go ahead and list someone other than myself and it’s entirely based upon that crimson lipstick she wears… She’s not a bad competitor either. Don’t believe me? Go fight her and I’ll listen to your whimpers of mediocrity. I could beat her though. Don’t argue it won’t do you any good missy.
2 ½. ‘The Promethean’
Again… No name needed. Why? Because I’m the second and a half best right behind the King and the girl who growls a lot. I’d be the best but I have as of yet defeated either of the top two on MY list. You can of course consider that a challenge Mr. King Man and Mrs Lipstick.
3. ‘The Canadian Nightmare’ Jesse Jamester
This guy has been around since the early 1900’s and he sometimes looks like a lizard. I’ll consider that enough of a reason but if you disagree then intrigue me.
4. JFS
Oh, you don’t know the initials of Jordan Freakin Sharpe? You should probably go check the man out before you scoff at his ranking on MY list. That’s right. It’s my list and you suck cause you don’t have a list of your own.
5. The guy that makes the money. Which money? Mikey Money. P.S. I don’t actually think he’s that great inside of the ring but the guy knows how to wear a t-shirt. Oh, his name is unlikely to be included here.
That’s the list my guys and gals of twitter land. If you don’t like my list then you should create you’re own. If you disagree you can come find me in Action Wrestling or Northern Pro Wrestling. It’s where I show fools like you why I’m the second and a half best wrestler in the business.
Oh, yeah, wrestler’s number 6 thru 15 aren’t impressive enough to be included. Come see me on the same bat channel at the same bat time and maybe next time you’ll be included on The Promethean’s Top 15… Actually 5 because I’m lazy… List of the best wrestler’s.