Post by Lochlyn Cade on Aug 21, 2021 6:44:16 GMT
"Rhodes in Quintessential Revolutionist"
“All things remarkable are surprisingly simple; albeit difficult to find.” ― Criss Jami
Revolution One has become synonymous with the surprisingly simple; albeit remarkable sensation that has washed across it’s locker room like a tidal wave of confidence and undeniable magnificence.
The name is Dorian Rhodes and he’s ‘The Promethean of Wrestling’.
He’s the diamond in the rough.
He’s the design by which all wrestlers hope to refashion themselves after.
‘The BluePrint Virtuoso of Wrestling’
The Consummate Champion
The Quintessential Revolutionist battling the disingenuous establishment that opposes the rule of Kylie Moore.
Cecilia these words are for you just as much as they are for your hand chosen few.
Dorian Rhodes quite essentially champions the team that will prevail within Revolution’s War Games.
The name is Dorian Rhodes and he’s ‘The Promethean of Wrestling’.
He’s the diamond in the rough.
He’s the design by which all wrestlers hope to refashion themselves after.
‘The BluePrint Virtuoso of Wrestling’
The Consummate Champion
The Quintessential Revolutionist battling the disingenuous establishment that opposes the rule of Kylie Moore.
Cecilia these words are for you just as much as they are for your hand chosen few.
Dorian Rhodes quite essentially champions the team that will prevail within Revolution’s War Games.
Allow me to introduce myself to the viewing audience of Revolution One. I’m the voice behind the screen that narrates and at times collaborates with the man himself.
I’m Ra’s Tomas and I’m the guy who advises the HorrorCore Champion behind the scenes. You’ve heard the voice and now you finally get the introduction.
Don’t let this moment of significance take attention away from Dorian Rhodes. The implications would be detrimental and a staidly mistake.
Heed these words as the predication of a philosophical cautionary tale.
It’s a linguistic mastery that’s been developed and perfected by ‘The Promethean’ which requires an elucidation for his competitors to begin an attempt at grasping his superior ingenuity.
In an attempt to speed things along and to halt all googling for answers we’ll break this down for you to its most basic form.
You’ve been outsmarted by clever words.
Now
You’ll be dominated physically between those ropes if you’ll dare to show up for the open Battle Royal this coming week at Sin.
It’s Dorian Rhodes warming up for the upcoming War Games. It’s his pre match botheration or for the simpleton’s; his mild annoyance with lesser competition.
Unexpected you say… Perhaps Dorian Rhodes throwing himself into an open challenge of sorts isn’t the prototypical chance that a champion would take. However, Dorian Rhodes isn’t your typical caliber of wrestling competitor. He’s breaking the misconceptions each and every single time he steps between those ropes.
Typical
It’s the word more suitable for your average, mediocre, Champions such as Anya Coyle and Miles A. Way. The likes of which you haven’t seen enter an open Battle Royal since becoming Champions inside of Revolution. They’d nonchalantly take it easy on an off week and coast along holding their Championships snugly upon their shoulders with a smirk on their face and yellow streaking down their spines.
Champion
That word used to mean something within this business and if that label was nudged up next to your name you were identified as one of the best. Now… It simply means you’ve climbed a few rungs of a ladder and then rest upon your laurels.
It’s the objectification of which Dorian Rhodes has Championed himself against since he first appeared within Revolution One. The established hearken upon their own self entitled legacies. Their names marked in the record books next to the Championship reigns. Yet, their condescension and haughtiness are besmirched when compared to their match history.
The phrase fighting champion is thrown around this business with petulance and a choler of insignificance. No more or less the same as those Dorian Rhodes refers to as ‘paper’ champions.
These Champions are no better than snot nosed kids accepting trophies of participation. I’d guess mommy and daddy are still proud though, right?
Allow me to end this tirade against the entitled. Ladies and gentlemen allow me to now introduce to you the Revolution One HorrorCore Champion… DORIAN RHODES.
The dusty old gym houses a wrestling ring with worn ropes that are parted by the hands of Champion. Dorian Rhodes raises upwards as he stands with his head held rigid as his pride is swollen with punitive justice. His neck muscles tighten as he begins to speak slowly and with a breath of annoyance.
“I have the belief that those guilty will accept responsibility through punishment. Those that have accepted Cecilia’s invitation for War Games or those frivolous ‘paper’ Champions. I keep a list and those names are edged up near the top of the page. Farther down is the rest of Revolution One’s locker room and in particular anyone with the fortitude to step between those ropes this coming week.
You can call it cinchonas or for the simpleton’s… the flowering plants of Revolution looking to make roots inside of that ring during the open battle royal.
I’m coming out here where I choose to train on my days off to spread the message a little early this week. I want to ensure that my presence in this week’s open battle is made aware in a timely fashion. It’s in hopes that someone backstage decides to jump at the opportunity in which I am giving to those undeserving few who aren’t already asterisked on the marquee for the week.
My presence this past week was felt in both the ratings and upon my undefeated streak in singles competition. I felt a tinge of madness knowing that my record didn’t score another mark in the win column this past week.
This coming Tuesday I’ll lay that 6-0 mark on the line against whoever decides to step between those ropes. When that final bell rings once more and that W is assigned to its proper place it’ll further my cause of a champion versus champion match that I’m seeking.
That’s right. Correct. I’ve got my eye on you Anya Coyle. You’ve been holding my next title a few days too long. I’m coming for that belt slung over your shoulder after I finish off this battle royal and then clear off the War Games battlefield for Kylie Moore.
It’s a game of chess that I’m playing and I’m simply ahead of the curve. See you this coming week.
I am the Quintessential Revolutionist."
"Goodnight"