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Post by Lochlyn Cade on Aug 17, 2021 20:06:18 GMT
The scene opens from commercial break as we see Vivian Rae Jade with a banana and both members of Dark Dynasty starting at her. She peels back the top of the yellow fruit and slowly begins raising it towards her mouth. It’s then without hesitation that Lochlyn Cade, The Promethean, slaps the fruit from her hand.
Lochlyn Cade: Don’t be a Sara Pettis!!
Vivian Rae’s gaze is of both disgust and elation that her guy doesn’t want her being like that of the Devil’s Gate gutter trash.
Eli Hix: Why’d you have to do that Loch? I mean people really wanted to see this.
Lochlyn Cade: We’re not out here to eat fruit nor to give these fans something to cheer over. If they want to really see some Vivian Rae Jade then they can go follow her on Only Fans.
Vivian Rae attempts to butt into the conversation but is unable as Eli Hix interrupts her.
Eli Hix: Does she eat bananas on Only Fans?
Vivian Rae Jade: I…
She’s again interrupted but this time by Lochlyn.
Lochlyn Cade: You’d be surprised what she’ll do with a banana on Only Fans.
Finally, she demands attention and raises her voice definitely.
Vivian Rae Jade: I DON’T HAVE AN ONLY FANS!!
The composes herself before continuing.
Vivian Rae Jade: Do I look like Lissie Hope to the two of you? Let me answer that for you. No, I don’t.
She turns and walks away from the two men who turn and look at each other. Lochlyn pulls his phone from his pocket and begins a search of Google.
Lissie Hope Only Fans
Eli Hix watches as he pulls a banana from behind him and looks at it provocatively. Lochlyn Cade looks at him suspiciously.
Eli Hix: What!?
Lochlyn Cade: Vivian lied, Lissie doesn’t have an Only Fans.
Eli Hix: I thought that hoe would have an Only Fans for sure.
It’s at this moment that J.J. Biggs walks up to the pair of wrestlers.
JJ Biggs: What are you two doing?
Eli Hix: We were on our way to see you. We know how much of a busy guy you are. So we were bringing you a snack.
Biggs not in the mood for the two takes the banana that Eli offered him.
JJ Biggs: Uh, thanks.
The Cruiserweight GM walks away as he peels and begins eating the banana. Lochlyn and Eli begin laughing as the scene ends.
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Post by Lochlyn Cade on Aug 17, 2021 20:13:56 GMT
Dark Dynasty vs The Gatecrashers
Ethan Miller: The following contest is a tag team match!
Insidious by Any Given Sin begins playing as both members of Dark Dynasty stand at the top of the first second of the Idaho Central Credit Union Arena. Lochlyn Cade wearing the same attire that he had worn at XIII still showing the signs of El Diablo Blanco’s blood. Eli Hix stands at his side wearing an out of the ordinary white spandex with the phrase Trendkiller running down one leg in red. In typical Lochlyn Cade fashion he’s got a microphone in hand.
Lochlyn Cade: If you think we’re coming out here to lose to the former Champs you’ve got another thing coming. We’ve been saying it for months and tonight we prove it. We’re contenders in this division and there’s nobody who can change that.
The two men continue their arrogant walks towards the ring. Eli Hix stopping occasionally to mouth with some over zealous fans.
Lochlyn Cade: We’ve watched The Gatecrashers and Two Gents dominate this division for the past six months. It’s time for a change in the pecking order and tonight Dark Dynasty makes that step up in competition. This is no longer a division of two teams and then everybody else.
He then tosses the microphone to a random fan as him and Eli hop the ringside barricade.
Fan: Sara Pettis will you have my baby!?
The fan is approached by Security but he refuses to give up the microphone.
Fan: You can’t have the microphone until Sara comes out to answer me!!
The fan is tackled by security as they overtake him pulling the microphone from his grasp.
Katta Pult: Look at this idiot in the stands. We need a better class of fans Jimmy.
"Out of the Black" by Royal Blood begins playing as Sara Pettis and Void walk out from behind the curtain. Their faces stoic and their attention solely upon the ring and the walk to get there. Ignoring the fans who yell and reach out as they walk down the isle.
Katta Pult: There’s a huge difference in these two teams and how they conduct themselves. Dark Dynasty are egotistical bastards who look to shine a light on everything they do. The Gatecrashers let their in ring work do their talking.
Jimmy Garcia: I don’t know if you’ve noticed Katta but Sara Pettis doesn’t seem like herself lately. It also wasn’t that long ago that ᴅᴡᴀᴅᴇ and ᴋᴜʀᴀɪᴍ sent a form of punishment upon The Gatecrashers. We’ll potentially see how that plays out tonight.
Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring from Devil’s Gate, Sara Pettis and the man called Void, The Gatecrashers!!
Katta Pult: See how uncomplicated that ring entrance is? Why can’t Dark Dynasty be that team? No, we have to hear Cade talk every week.
Jimmy Garcia: You can petition J.J. Biggs for a gag order.
DING DING DING
Sara Pettis starts inside of the ring opposite of Lochlyn Cade neither of which are in a hurry to force the action. It’s a look of determination upon Pettis’s face as she steps out and towards Lochlyn. Despite the still fresh wounds upon his face and body Lochlyn is smiling arrogantly.
Pettis steps in and ducks for a single leg take down but Cade dances around the attempt. He circles up behind her as she calmly turns to face him. The grin upon his face growing as she again attempts a take down that’s side stepped once more.
Jimmy Garcia: The Promethean is looking good tonight for a guy who went to war at XIII.
Katta Pult: Don’t call him that Jimmy and don’t bet against Sara Pettis either. She’s been through many wars herself including a chair match for the CW Tag Team titles right here on CruiserClash.
The smug look of Lochlyn does nothing to persuade Sara for ducking and looking for another take down.
She fakes and times Cade’s response as she nails him with a drop kick on the tip of his chin knocking him backwards and into the ropes where he catches himself. This time The Child of Fate comes up with a cocky look upon her face.
Cade catches himself on the top rope and turns slamming his hand into the top turnbuckle. He turns back towards Sara and shoots for a single leg take down of his own but he’s block with a knee lift and then a springboard bulldog.
Katta Pult: Pettis is giving Lochlyn Cade a clinic in wrestling here early on.
Pettis comes up on her feet and is quick to tag in her partner Void who instantly goes for is Lights Out Signature but isn’t given the opportunity. Lochlyn Cade rolls under the ropes instead of coming up unprotected from the hot tag.
Jimmy Garcia: That was good thinking of Cade’s part.
Void backs into the ropes and begins running towards the side of the ring Cade escaped from. He’s looking for a suicide dive onto The Promethean. His momentum is stopped however by Eli Hix who comes across with a forearm to the side of his chin. The blow knocks Void backwards as he comes down a bit awkwardly on his knee.
Lochlyn Cade slides back into the ring as the referee forces Eli Hix back into his corner. The referee turns finding Cade attempting the pin attempt on Void.
1…
Kickout!!
Void shows that Cade’s attempt is arrogant and early.
This does little to deter Lochlyn as he begins throwing rights into his jaw before standing and tagging Eli Hix. Cade then hits a knee lift on Void who turns it into a neck breaker.
Katta Pult: The rare double team by Dark Dynasty.
Jimmy Garcia: I don’t think Pettis is gonna let them get the upper hand.
Pettis jumps into the ring and nails Lochlyn Cade sending him to the outside of the ring. She follows behind him as she grabs and tosses him into the steel ring steps and then the ring post. This opens a wound on Cade’s face he had received at XIII and as the blood begins to flow Pettis leaves him laying on the ground.
Void hits single leg dropkick on Eli Hix sending him to the canvas. Eli Hix goes down but is quick back to his feet but is again met by the masked man who scoops him up and slams him with a power slam. He then bounces off the ropes and nails a curb stomp onto Hix before tagging Sarah Pettis.
She climbs the top rope looking for her finish.
NO!!! Lochlyn Cade shoves her off the top rope and she crumbles to the canvas awkwardly.
Eli Hix stumbles to his feet and see Pettis on the mat before pulling her up to her feet.
Twisted & Gifted!!
The Trendkiller covers her for the pin.
1…
2…
Void attempts to breakup the pin attempt but is jerked out of the ring by Lochlyn Cade.
3…
Jimmy Garcia: Dark Dynasty pulls out the win!
Katta Pult: I didn’t see that happening Jimmy.
Void and Lochlyn continue brawling on the outside until they hear the bell soundings.
DING DING DING
Void looks into the ring and rolls in to check on Sara. Eli Hix looks down at him and second guessing nailing him from behind before rolling out of the ring. Dark Dynasty celebrate on the outside of the ring as The Gatecrashers are in the ring. Void looks back towards the pair but helps Pettis to her feet.
Jimmy Garcia: The Gatecrashers might have lost tonight but there’s always another day Katta.
Dark Dynasty celebrate in the ring as we fade to a commercial.
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Post by Lochlyn Cade on Aug 17, 2021 20:20:15 GMT
Addy A & Terra Walker vs. Two Gents(c) Chaos Ensures as Dark Dynasty and others storm the ring.
"Honeysuckle" by The Dillinger Escape Plan ambushes the PA systems. The lights go frantic, with multiple colors flashing, and multiple spotlights searching around, causing the anticipation and anxiety throughout the crowd. One spotlight spots Terra Walker within the ruckus crowd, who are now going berserk with excitement at her appearance.
Ethan Miller: Making her way to the ring. She hails from Oxford, England, and weighs 132 lbs. She is "Psychonic" TERRAAA WALKERRR!
She pushes through the ruckus crowd with aggression, until she finds a willing group that crowd surfs her to the barricade. Once there, she stands atop it, and lets out a valiant war cry, the crowd following suit. She walks on the announce table, not caring about the commentators, leaping off afterwards to slide into the ring. Terra rushes to the ropes and let's out another war cry, causing fireworks to shoot above her, crossing rapidly in an X shape. She stands on the bottom turnbuckle, ready to slaughter anyone in her path.
The Arena is bathed in a pink light as the opening riff of "Cry" by Ashnikko pierces the arena.
"I'm a tough bitch, but I'm sensitive / Coulda, coulda, coulda quick fuck be a sedative?"
Addy walks out to the stage in all her glory.
"It's relative 'cause you were pushing me out to the fucking edge / I'm about to rip all of my hair out 'cause I'm madder than I've ever been"
She licks her lips, exaggerating the movement of her tongue as it circles around.
"I just wanna call you, but I know I can't / Fuck a fuckin' fuckboy, fuckin' up my plans"
Plumping up her cleavage she completes a three hundred and sixty degree spin.
"Lay another finger on me, you could lose a hand / You could lose a hand, you could lose a"
When facing the ring she bends over and touches the floor with one hand and slaps herself twice on the ass with her other hand.
Ethan Miller: Coming to the ring, by way of Venice, California.... ADDY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
As the chorus kicks in, Addy stands up, smiles innocently, points to the ceiling and starts skipping to the ring. Adelaide random picks an audience member, and teases rubbing their face into her cleavage, before wiggling a finger 'no', and continuing to skip along to the ring. Pulling herself onto the ring apron, she does the splits to slide into the ring under the bottom rope.
Jimmy Garcia: This could be good! Both #1 contenders teaming up for a Tag Title match?!
Katta Pult: Very good indeed!
Suddenly, and without warning, the sound of trumpet fanfare echoes throughout the arena, as though a monarch is about to enter into a throne room. The brassy sound echoes on the final note, before giving way to Shining Star by Earth Wind and Fire. And it is here that the two gents finally make their appearance... Standing on the ramp together they hold up their hands, shaking their hand in time to the opening riff of the song., the crowd hushes in anticipation as the BWAH of the first trumpet hits. The gents fist bump at this precise moment, triggering two confetti cannons which shoot into the crowd at the same time. They grin and soak in the atmosphere as one of Jenson's LARPing crew walks towards them with a brace of t-shirt cannons on a cushion. He bows in front of the stars as Teo and Jenson take the cannons then start walking toward the ring, shooting t-shirts into the crowd, forwarded by more confetti and ribbons, showerng the crowd with gifts and paper.
Jimmy Garcia: Here come the Tag Team Champions!
They finally reach the ring and remove their capes, stepping onto the apron, holding their tag team titles in the air, basking in the crowd response.
DING DING DING
Addy and Teo square off but Addy gets the upperhand and whips him into the corner and Addy hits a clothesline taking Teo down! Addy picks him up and whips him to the ropes where he returns and she hits a beautiful dropkick sending him down!
Addy tags in Terra! She comes into the ring as Teo tags in Jenson! They get up and duck under Terras clothesline and hit a dropkick on Addy sending her out through the ropes to the outside!!
Teo ducks under Terras attack and springboards off the ropes where Jenson grabs Terra for a German Suplex! He lifts her up and Teo hits a back elbow as Jenson hits that German!
Katta Pult: Thats why they're Tag Team Champions! Working as a team in unison!
Terra needs a tag but Addy is on the outside! A small fan with Addy merchandise and a cardboard Addy mask is asking for an autograph! She leans over the railing AND GRABS ADDY!!
Jimmy Garcia: WHAT IS THAT FAN DOING?!
Addy tries fighting it off but THE MASK COMES OFF AND ITS JOEY BUNGA!!
Katta Pult: JOEY BUNGA HAS ADDY HELD UP AT THE RAILING!!
Teo and Jenson are getting to their feet as Terra is up and Teo hits a Blazing Knee!
Jenson and Teo cover Terra BUT REGAN IS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE RING AND HOLDS TERRAS LEGS DOWN!!
ONE!!
Katta Pult: HEY TERRA CANT KICK OUT!!
TWO!
THREE!!
DING DING DING
Addy hits a back elbow on Bunga and goes after Regan but Regan takes the Cruiserweight Championship belt and is already going up the ramp towards the curtain! Addy A is walking after her! Bunga chases after Addy as Terra rolls out of the ring!
Teo and Jenson are talking to each other and are raising the CW tag belts but didn't know about all the outside interference!
Jimmy Garcia: I know the Two Gents didn't want to win like that!
Teo and Jenson continue to celebrate BUT WAIT!!
THE CROWD BUZZES AS DARK DYNASTY JUMPS THE RAILING AND SLIDES INTO THE RING!!
Jimmy Garcia: LOOK OUT!!
HIX AND CADE BEGIN THROWING STRIKES WITH TEO AND JENSON!!
Katta Pult: WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE?!
Jimmy Garcia: DARK DYNASTY JUST ATTACKED THE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!!
Just then The Gatecrashers' Void and Pettis rush down the ring and slide in!!
Katta Pult: Here comes the Gatecrashers! Former Tag Team Champions!
All three teams are brawling and throwing strikes and trying to beat each other up!
That's when James Payne and Luka Parsons jump the railing and move Ethan Miller out of the way! They grab steel chairs!
Katta Pult: WHAT ARE THEY DOING?!
James hits Pettis from behind!
Luka hits Teo over the head!!
James hits a chair to the gut of Void and slams a chair over his back!
Luka swings the chair to Hix stomach knocking him down!
James hits a chair to the back of Cade!!
Jenson goes for a clothesline but Luka hits a chair to his stomach! Then James swings a chair down across the back of Jenson knocking him down!!
Jimmy Garcia: Jesus!! They just cleaned house!!
Katta Pult: The Heritage just knocked down three teams with steel chairs but what are they doing now?!
Heritage slide out of the ring and grab a table from underneath the ring and set it up on the outside!
They grab another table and set it up right next to it!
Jimmy Garcia: What is happening here?! What are they doing?!
Teo rolls out of the ring and desparately goes for a move but James catches him and picks him up for a spinebuster.. Luka takes Teo from him and steps onto the steel steps he set up and LAUNCHES HIM INTO THE AIR AND TEO CRASHES THROUGH THE ANNOUNCERS TABLE!!
Katta Pult: LOOK OUT!!
Jimmy Garcia: TEO CRASHED THROUGH OUR TABLE!!
Heritage slide into the ring and grab Pettis and grab Hix.. and they back body drop both Pettis and Hix over the ropes and they both CRASH through to the outside tables from inside the ring!!
Jimmy Garcia: OH MY GOD!!
Katta Pult: HERITAGE JUST GOT VIOLENT!!
Heritage high five as Cade is trying to get to his feet and James kicks him out of the ring! Void is up and Heritage shove him through the ropes to the outside and they look down at the Cruiserweight Tag Team Championship belts..
Jimmy Garcia: Heritage! My god!
They pick up the Cruiserweight Championship belts and hold them in the air as the crowd boos!
Katta Pult: The Heritage standing tall over Dark Dynasty, Gate Crashers and Two Gents!
Jimmy Garcia: THEY JUST ATTACKED THEM WITH CHAIRS AND PUT THEM THROUGH TABLES!
Katta Pult: They said no one was challenging them! They said they would bring the fight to teams! They sure did that!
Heritage toss down the CW tag belts onto the canvas and leave the ring..
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