Post by Lochlyn Cade on Aug 13, 2021 19:10:57 GMT
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"Since 2006 - one event has captivated the hardcore audience. One event has stood the test of time. Championships, dream matches, legendary moments - it all happens. Tonight in Norway, the world is watching ... THIS - IS - XIII!"
08.13.21 | Action Wrestling | XIII | Lochlyn Cade vs El Diablo Blanco (1WM, MHW)
Nate Nytro assumes his position ringside at the commentary table while Taylor Swift readies herself by the barricade to do introductions. She takes a deep breath before she begins to speak.
Taylor Swift: Introducing our first competitor from Chicago, IL! He stands five foot ten, weighs in at two hundred and forty four pounds. He is considered as the premier king of Backyard Wrestling and the leader of “The DIABLO NATION,” EL DIABLO BLANCO!
The moment “The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)” by Ylvis plays over the PA System, the fans in attendance are thrown into a frenzy. At least the members of The Diablo Nation in attendance are.
Taylor Swift: Introducing our first competitor from Chicago, IL! He stands five foot ten, weighs in at two hundred and forty four pounds. He is considered as the premier king of Backyard Wrestling and the leader of “The DIABLO NATION,” EL DIABLO BLANCO!
The moment “The Fox (What Does the Fox Say?)” by Ylvis plays over the PA System, the fans in attendance are thrown into a frenzy. At least the members of The Diablo Nation in attendance are.
Dog goes "woof"
Cat goes "meow"
Bird goes "tweet"
And mouse goes "squeek"
Cow goes "moo"
Frog goes "croak"
And the elephant goes "toot"
Ducks say "quack"
And fish go "blub"
And the seal goes "ow ow ow"
But there's one sound
That no one knows
What does the fox say?
Just then El Diablo Blanco explodes out onto the stage bouncing around to the music as the fans cheer even louder for The Backyard Phenom. El D gingerly makes his way down the ramp high fiving fans all the way to and around the ring. Finally rolling into the ring under the bottom rope, El D ascends the second turnbuckle closest to hard cam side and starts playing air guitar to the rest of the song as the crowd sings along.
As the song finishes, El Diablo Blanco turns to each side of the ring and bows to the fans in appreciation.
Nate Nytro: I can not believe that El Diablo Blanco is here tonight. I don’t think anyone could have predicted this one. This guy once set himself on fire before going for his own finish on his opponent. If that doesn’t scream XIII then I don’t know what does.
A deep gravely voice comes over the public address system before the music begins playing.
'Blood Harvester'
Meet me in the dark I'll take you down
Close your eyes to see, I'll show you how
Everything you know is broken now
The introductory beginning of Meet Me in the Dark by Otherwise begins playing as the words Serpentis Redd flashes upon the giant video screen in dark crimson letters. Each letter turns brilliant white; one after another, and as the last letter changes the name flashes between dark crimson and white.
I believe the shadows breathe
With bloodshot eyes and sharpened teeth
So walk with me
Meet me in the dark I'll take you down
Taylor Swift: Introducing El Diablo Blanco’s opponent from The Road of Ruin! He stands six foot one inch, weighs in at two hundred pounds even. He is the Prince of NecroCore Wrestling, “THE PROMETHEAN” LOCHLYN CADE!!!
Lochlyn Cade walks out onto the stage in his familiar white and red flak jacket and hoodie with his face concealed. His arms are spread out to his sides and he throws his head backwards revealing the familial mask of Jason Voorhees that he at times finds himself wearing. He grabs at his jacket and opens it revealing the NecroCore Auditorium shirt underneath.
I thought you knew me better
Here comes the underdog
Watch as the lowly peasant
Becomes the alpha god
Once ringside he removes the jacket and hoodie, dropping them upon the floor before ducking and looking beneath the ring. He slowly looks out into the audience and then back up at El Diablo Blanco as he begins pulling out a long cardboard box containing light tubes.
I believe the shadows breathe
With bloodshot eyes and sharpened teeth
So walk with me
Nate Nytro: We’ve heard the rumors the last few months and it’s been speculated that we would eventually see the more macabre persona of Lochyn Cade. He’s here tonight at XIII.
The camera rotates around the arena as the over nine thousand fans are standing on their feet. It’s a sight that’s been seen hundreds, thousands, of time throughout the history of the business. However, on this night it’s as if the entire building is a living and breathing embodiment of what was and what is the heart of professional wrestling. It’s been fifteen years of blood and violence as envisioned by it’s creator, Corey Black. Tonight everyone in attendance including our two opponents take in the entire scene. Then as if a breath is released El Diablo Blanco dives through the ropes towards his opponent, Lochlyn Cade.
DING DING DING
It’s the unexpected moment that the Undaunted didn’t anticipate as he attempts to catch the bigger wrestler but is unsuccessful. He crashes backwards with El D on top of him as his back lands awkwardly on the barricade behind him. El Diablo is quick back onto his feet as he turns and looks through the audience as he begins slamming his forearm into his chest roaring on the crowd.
Nate Nytro: Ladies and gentlemen, this is El Diablo Blanco and he just welcomed himself to this crowd. These fans love this guy!
El Diablo turns and pulls a light tube out of the cardboard box and grips it between his hands as if it were the weapon of an executioner. He turns towards his opponent but it quickly becomes obvious that he took just a few to many seconds as Cade kicks the tube out of his hands.
In what couldn’t be described if it hadn’t been caught on camera Lochlyn catches the light tube with one hand and the front of El D’s mask with the other. The tube of glass is shattered across Diablo’s forehead breaking it nearly to the end. The man who calls himself The Promethean begins bringing the tube towards the eyes of the backyard legend.
Nate Nytro: He’s going to cut the eyes out of his head with the jagged shards of glass.
El Diablo gets his hands up and grasp the wrist of Lochlyn trying to hold him off. Blanco’s mask is being pulled with Cade’s free hand and in an instant of luck El D’s mask slides down over his eyes as the glass crashes into his face. Cade tries shoving, pushing, the glass through the mask but fortunately for El D he grabs his opponents shirt with both hands and falls backwards dropping Cade into the steel ring post.
El Diablo gains a moment of reprieve and straightens his mask so that his eyes are again aligned properly. It looks as though a bit of the glass got through the mask leaving a smear of blood across El D’s eyelids. He doesn’t appear to be affected by this however.
Blanco beings kicking his opponent in the ribs and then the lower back before reaching down and grabbing the back of his shirt. El D begins pulling and stretching the fabric until it begins to rip away. He then begins wrapping the shirt around Lochlyn Cade’s neck with each wrap tightening it’s hold upon the airways. Cade begins gasping and gurgling as he attempts to pull air into his lungs. The panic within his eyes tells the true story of what a lack of oxygen looks like.
Nate Nytro: El Diablo isn’t playing any games here tonight folks. He’s come to fight and fight he is.
The Promethean narrowly escapes the clutches of unconsciousness by utilizing a low blow on Diablo. It’s with the release of El D’s hand upon cloth that Cade begins unwrapping the fabric from his neck as quickly as possible. It’s with that first gasp of fresh oxygen that he begins coughing as he sucks in the cool air.
El Diablo is only stirred momentarily before turning back towards his opponent and pulling him to his feet. He gives two quick knees to the midsection and then slams Cade’s head into the steel post. Blanco grabs a fresh light tube from the card board box still sitting ringside and slams it into the now bare torso.
Lochlyn reacts by clenching his ribs in agonizing pain as small streaks of blood begin to form where he had taken the blow. El Diablo doesn’t hesitate in grabbing another light tube and again hits Cade this time on the opposite side of his torso, again Cade wraiths in pain. Blanco grabs him by the back of the mask and rolls Lochlyn into the center of the ring. El D takes a moment to indulge himself in the cheers of the crowd. Those sitting near ringside begin a chat that slowly begins to build.
EL DIABLO!!!
EL DIABLO!!!
EL DIABLO!!!
EL DIABLO!!!
In this moment the camera catches the look upon the Backyard Legend’s face. It’s obvious that the masked man is loving this crowd and is willing to give everything for their entertainment.
“I love you, BROTHER!”
He begins to turn back towards the ring as Lochlyn Cade nails a perfectly placed Rope walk Somersault Plancha dropping El Diablo on the floor of the arena.
Nate Nytro: This is what makes The Promethean so dangerous. The sheer violence that he’s willing to go too with some of the death defying moves he’s become known for.
Cade catches El D across the chest and instantly comes up to his feet grabbing a light tube from the box and slams it across the back of Blanco’s neck. The blow shatters the bulb as pieces fly through the front row into the audience. One fan that appears in his mid twenties is caught in the cheek by a shard of the glass. He instantly grabs his face and as he removes his hand blood begins flowing from the wound.
Lochlyn Cade walks over and it appears that he’s checking on the fan. He reaches across the railing puts his hand out and smears the blood across his palm. Lochlyn looks at the fans blood across his hand before pulling off his mask and licking the blood. He then turns towards the fan and spits it back into his face. The front row erupts as several of the men sitting with the wounded guy jump to his defense. Several of them attempt to go after the now laughing Promethean.
Nate Nytro: If this wasn’t XIII Lochlyn Cade might have just cost himself his Action Wrestling job. That’s one of the most disgusting and uncalled for acts that I’ve ever seen between a wrestler and a fan sitting ringside.
Lochlyn Cade turns back towards El Diablo and can be heard yelling.
“Look at your little Diablo Nation now Blanco!!”
His words are not only heard but El D looks to make his opponent pay for the sheer disrespect of his Nation. He stands to his face and slaps Cade as hard as he possibly can across the face. Stumbling Lochlyn falls backwards and is caught in the fan by the fan who in turn slaps him as well. Cade again stumbles and turns back towards El Diablo and is again turned by the force of an El D slap across the face. Once more he stumbles and turns back into the disrespected fan who again slaps Lochlyn across the face.
Lochlyn Cade finally falls away from that of Diablo and his Diablo Nation. His legs wobbling as he catches himself on the ring apron keeping himself standing. El D and his fan come face to face and Blanco proudly pats him on the back in appreciation of his loyalty.
Nate Nytro: El Diablo is out here teaming with his Nation against Lochlyn Cade!!
El D begins laying forearms into the back of Lochlyn’s neck and then kicks him behind the knee dropping him down on one foot. Blanco then reaches around Cade’s face with his hands and puts his fingers into his mouth stretching out as hard as he possibly can. He releases after a few moments and The Promethean begins trying to get away from him by walking around the ring.
Instead of following him Diablo lifts the apron as he begins looking under the ring. He begins pulling out a table as the murmurs of the crowd begin to grow with anticipation. He pulls the legs out locking them into place as he sets the table up a few feet from the ring in the entrance ramp. Once he has the table set he again begins looking under the ring and pulls a black bag out. He holds the bag up for the audience to see as he sets himself in front of the table and unties the bag pouring thousands of thumb tacks out across the surface.
He begins to turn back towards Lochlyn Cade and back hand chops him across the chest. The smack of which is loud enough for people in the audience to physically react to the sound. He knees Cade in the stomach and pulls him in front of him and places him in position readying him for a power bomb. He begins to lift his opponent but he’s able to block the move. El D lays several still forearms into Cade’s back and again begins to lift him and this time drops Lochlyn onto the table and the thumb tacks.
El Diablo!!!
El Diablo!!!
El Diablo!!!
El Diablo!!!
Nate Nytro: El Diablo has this entire arena behind him here tonight and he’s showing Lochlyn Cade why he’s the Backyard Legend.
The Promethean attempts to roll off the table and thumb tacks but puts his hand into several of the sharp objects. His fingers begin to tremble as his hands are physically shaking. The look of pain written across his face appears to be horrifying for him. His hands, back of his arms, back, and legs are filled with the shiny metal objects.
He’s finally able to roll out of the chaos but is stopped by El D who lays a first into his head. Not wanting to be dropped into the tacks again he begins fighting back as the two begin exchanging blows. Fierce lefts and rights are laid into one man and then the other as they begin working their way towards the ring.
Lochlyn is able to begin turning the tide and drops Blanco chin first onto the ring apron knocking him backwards and dropping him. Cade then grabs a participial piece of broken light tube and begins using it to cut El D’s shirt off of him. He then uses the fabric to tie Blanco’s hands behind him back and shows him into the ring post head first.
Nate Nytro: Lochlyn Cade is taking a page out of Diablo’s book and taking advantage by using the shirt.
The Promethean begins kicking El Diablo arrogantly and the smirk across his face grows more confident with each kick. Diablo appears to fade a bit more with each new blow. It’s with a few really stiff kicks to the side of El D’s head that Lochlyn turns back towards looking underneath the ring. It’s now his turn to pull out a table and set it up. Just as El Diablo had done he goes back and begins to pull out an additional item himself.
In those first few moments a hush begins to fall over the audience as he reveals that he has lighter fluid and matches. The fumes begin to fill the ringside area as as begins pouring the liquid all across the table. He turns back towards El Diablo pulling him up to his feet and forcing him into the ring. Lochlyn follows him in by rolling under the ropes and comes up on his knees. He’s holding the matches up as if he’s peering into the flames not yet lit.
Lochlyn Cade turns back and pulls El Diablo up to his feet and forces him into the corner of the ring. It’s there that he unties the fabric bound around Blanco’s wrist and he brutes the heavier man up and positions him on the top turnbuckles as he stands on the middle ropes. It’s there that he strikes the match and drops it on the table below causing it to instantly flame.
The guy who has relied upon throwing fireballs in the past positions himself and El Diablo.
Executioner's Rally through the flaming table!!!
The explosion of the audience as they erupt is complete awe rattles the arena!!!
Holy Shit!!
Holy Shit!!
Holy Shit!!
Holy Shit!!
Nate Nytro: Lochlyn Cade just killed El Diablo Blanco!!!
Holy Shit!!
Holy Shit!!
Ringside Officials come running in with fire extinguishers and begin spraying down both El D and Lochlyn Cade as they both are ablaze by the flames. Medics rush the ringside area to check on both men as neither of them are moving.
Nate Nytro: I don’t even know what to say folks. This is XIII. This is what we expect. Neither of these men will ever be the same after this.
Lochlyn begins pushing the officials away as he begins trying to push himself into a seat position. His gaze locked onto that of El Diablo Blanco. Those watching can only imagine what’s going on behind those hollow eyes of his. He wanted this match more than anything and he’s giving everything he has.
Not to be out shown by Cade’s resilience or tenacity El D begins stirring and pushes himself into a seat position as well. The two men lock eyes and for a split moment you can see a look of respect in each man’s eyes.
Lochlyn uses the ring apron to pull himself to his feet as El Diablo uses the ringside barricade. They meet in the middle between the two and they again begin exchanging blows. It’s obvious to those watching that they aren’t as strong and each man is waning on the verge of exhaustion.
El Diablo and Lochlyn are both beaten, battered, and bloody as the sweat drains from their bodies. The two men work their way onto the ring apron and then between the ropes to the center of the ring. Neither man able to get full control as they are both looking to be out of juice. It’s in that moment that Lochlyn Cade pulls something out of his short but the camera doesn’t catch what it is. His hand thrust forward as he goes to throw salt into the eyes of El D blinding him. Cade rolls Diablo up for the first pin attempt of the match.
1…
2…
KICKOUT!!
Diablo gets his shoulder off the canvas to the dismay of Cade. Frustrated he slams his hands into the canvas. It’s in that moment that Diablo pulls two Taco Bell El Diablo hot sauce packs out ripping them with his teeth and squirts the fire sauce into Lochlyn’s eyes blinding him.
El D rolls Cade up for the pin attempt.
1…
2…
KICKOUT!!
Cade gets his shoulders off the canvas this time to the dismay of Blanco.
Nate Nytro: These two men are literally pulling out everything trying to put each other away. What else can these two men possibly do to each other?
Lochlyn decides to roll out of the ring instead of going right back at him. He comes up holding a light tube in one hand and then the other. Staring at Blanco he rolls into the ring and comes up on his feet. A tube in each hand and either out of a sign of respect or mutual understanding that this isn’t over yet, Cade tosses Diablo one of the light tubes. El D grabs it mid air and instantly slams it into the side of Cade’s head shattering the glass against bone.
He somehow stays on his feet but a gash is opened on the side of his forehead and in the side of his cheek. His face is quickly covered the crimson shades of violence. Lochlyn Cade then swings his light tube towards Blanco who is able to get his forearm up blocking the blow. The glass shatters and El D reacts to the tube cutting his arm as a large gash opens. He shakes his hand as blood begins streaming down his arm and then his hand.
Retaining a partial hold of the broken tube Lochlyn lunges at El D and is able to take him to the ground in a mounted position. He’s got one elbow across Diablo’s face and the other holding the jagged end of glass. He’s forcing it towards Blanco’s mouth as Cade can be heard screaming.
“Let’s put a smile on that face!!”
It’s gruesome shades of Hollywood Cinema lore as Lochlyn Cade attempts to give the words real meaning. Shoves the glass towards El D’s face but misses shoving it into the canvas instead. The Promethean’s hand slipping and sliding across the jagged edges slicing his hand.
It’s in that moment that El Diablo Blanco escapes his grasp and gets to is feet. Lochlyn isn’t far behind however and they begin brawling towards the turnbuckles. El D is able to reverse positions and putting Cade’s back to the ropes. It’s with a few well places European Upper Cuts and Cade gets the advantage and begins putting El D into position on the ropes.
El Diablo kicks Cade in the chest forcing his way off the ropes. He then grabs Lochlyn’s arm and whips him across the ring towards the far ropes. Cade hits the turnbuckles as El D then begins to rush him.
FIREBALL!!
Lochlyn Cade throws a ball of fire into El Diablo’s face appearing to hit him in the eyes. Blanco falls backwards as he grabs his face and begins rolling around the canvas in extreme pain. Lochlyn Cade takes the moment to survey Diablo and just as he comes up to an almost seated position Cade strikes.
Valkyn Skoria!!!
Lochlyn Cade covers him for the pin attempt.
1…
2…
3…
Nate Nytro: Lochlyn Cade uses the rules to his advantage and strikes claiming a victory of one of his self proclaimed rivals.
Taylor Swift: The winner of the match via pinfall, LOCHLYN CADE!!!
The Promethean is slow to roll off of Diablo; exhausted, bloodied, and finally able to begin pulling the tacks from his body. His blood still draining from the cuts splattered across his face and the gash in the side of his cheek.
Blanco tries to push himself up on his arm that’s severely cut and then decides to use his other. The two men lock eyes for a moment and El Diablo gives Cade a huge thumbs up as he turns and rolls out of the ring celebrating the night with his fans as he walks up the isle. Lochlyn Cade choosing to stay in the center of the ring momentarily as El D walks up the isle.